I saw Calvin Trillin last night on teevee, and even with the crossed legs and tweed jacket, it's hard to disguise: the guy is a total badass. Check out this sample:
Cheney's Head: An Explanation
One mystery I've tried to disentangle:
Why Cheney's head is always at an angle.
He tries to come on straight, and yet I can't
Help notice that his head is at a slant.
When Cheney's questioned on the Sunday shows,
The Voice of Reason is his favorite pose.
He drones in monotones. He never smiles--
Explaining why some suspect don't need trials,
Or why right now is simply stands to reason
That criticizing Bush amounts to treason,
Or which important precept it would spoil
To know who wrote our policy on oil,
Or why as CEO he wouldn't know
What Halliburton's books were meant to show.
And as he speaks I've kept a careful check
On when his head's help crooked on his neck.
The code is broken, after years of trying:
He only cocks his head when he is lying.
-- From Obliviously On He Sails. I now have bus reading material.
3 comments:
When I think punk rock poet, one dude comes to mind--Ginsberg.
Hoss, good point...
you might want to de-link your blog from whitehouse.gov - just a thought
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